Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Hai sa mergem la mine acasa si sa facem ce o sa le spun oricum tuturor maine ca am facut…

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Ai fost un baiat/o fata foarte rea. Du-te in camera mea.

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Daca eram in locul tau faceam dragoste cu mine.

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Ce pot sa fac ca sa te fac sa te culci cu mine?

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Ce-ai zice sa folosim prezervativul asta pana nu expira?

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Vrei sa facem copii (Nu) Atunci putem sa ne antrenam?

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

El :Hey eshti noua(9) pe aici?
Ea:da.
El:nu vrei sa fi sasele(6) meu?

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Cred ca am probleme cu ochii, nu-i pot dezlipi de tine.

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Ce face o fata urata ca tine intr-un loc asa de dragutz? OOPS! Ce face o fata    asa de dragutza ca tine intr-un loc asa de urat?

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Ai o harta? Ca m-am ratacit in ochii tai.

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Eu: Ce iti place sa mananci dimnineata?
-Ea: De ce?
-Eu: Ca sa stiu ce iti gatesc maine dimineata

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

-Eu: Arati exact ca a doua sotie a mea.
-Ea: De cate ori ai fost casatorit?
-Eu: O data.

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Te-am urmat pana acasa. O sa ma pastrezi ?

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Mazgalici ma cheama, dar poti sa imi spui “iubitule”.

Comments Off Posted by admin on 18th Jun, 2009 in TEXTE DE AGATAT

Arati asa de bine, incat era sa fac infarct.