http://amuzament.bv-se.com Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:38:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Ocupatie http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/ocupatie/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/ocupatie/#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:38:31 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2486

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/ocupatie/feed/ 0 Raspuns limpede http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/raspuns-limpede/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/raspuns-limpede/#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:37:08 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2484

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/raspuns-limpede/feed/ 0 Asteapta-ma http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/asteapta-ma/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/asteapta-ma/#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:35:17 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2482

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/26/asteapta-ma/feed/ 0 La plaja in tren http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/la-plaja-in-tren/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/la-plaja-in-tren/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:42:15 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2470 Am plecat la mareea inghesuiala !!

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THOAMNEEE  ce s-a schimbat moda asta !!!!

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/la-plaja-in-tren/feed/ 0 Nu-l priveste http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/nu-l-priveste/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/nu-l-priveste/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:18:12 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2467 Bucatareasa  cunoscutului  savant francez Bude 1468-1540  intra intr-o zi  alarmata  in biroul  acestuia  si-i  spuse  cu sufletul la gura

-Domnule a luat foc casa !

-Comunica-i  te rog  sotiei mele  ii raspunse cu calm  savantul.

Stii doar ca eu  nu ma amestec  niciodata in treburile casei.

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/nu-l-priveste/feed/ 0 FIZICIANUL http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/fizicianul/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/fizicianul/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:09:36 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2465 Savantul rus Lebedev era un inversunat dusman al educatiei serile.

Biblioteca mea spunea l  contine  mai multe  cunostinte decat posed eu . Totusi  n u  nu ea este  fizician , ci eu.

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/16/fizicianul/feed/ 0 10-07-2009 Culmea Hip-Hop http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/10-07-2009-culmea-hip-hop/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/10-07-2009-culmea-hip-hop/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:28:36 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2461 Sa scoata BUG Mafia o caseta cu colinde.

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/10-07-2009-culmea-hip-hop/feed/ 0 9-07-2009 Indienii in Romania http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/9-07-2009-indienii-in-romania/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/9-07-2009-indienii-in-romania/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:27:13 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2457 I: De ce emigreaza indienii in Romania?
R: Ca sa nu simtim lipsa tiganilor plecati in Italia!

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/9-07-2009-indienii-in-romania/feed/ 0 08-07-2009 Tiganul si calculatorul http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/08-07-2009-tiganul-si-calculatorul/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/08-07-2009-tiganul-si-calculatorul/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:26:23 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2455 Ce face un tigan cand deschide pentru prima data un calculator ?
Cauta in COSUL DE GUNOI !

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/08-07-2009-tiganul-si-calculatorul/feed/ 0 7-07-2009 Tiganu’ bodyguard http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/7-07-2009-tiganu%e2%80%99-bodyguard/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/7-07-2009-tiganu%e2%80%99-bodyguard/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:25:23 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2453 Cea mai tare firma de paza privata face angajari.La interviu un tigan si un roman.Intra primul romanul:

- Buna   ziua!

- Buna ziua,raspunde angajatorul,va spun de la inceput ca la noi sunt conditiile foarte severe!

- Bine ,  va ascult!

- Cu cine ati venit?

- Cu mama mea.

- Bine,luati acest pistol si impuscati-o!

- Doame ,nu pot face asa ceva!

- Ne pare rau ,urmatorul!!!

Intra tiganul,aceeasi poveste,ia pistolul,iese pe hol,se aud zgomote, tipete,intra-napoi si-i spune angajatorului:

- Da ce n-ai zis bre dom-le,ca e gloante oarbe,ca sa ma chinui io s-o omor cu toporul de la PSI!!!

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/6-07-2009-culmea-dresajului/feed/ 0 5-07-2009 In discoteca http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/5-07-2009-in-discoteca/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/5-07-2009-in-discoteca/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:23:44 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2449 In discoteca un tip merge la o gagica shi o intreaba: Dansezi?
Tipa raspunde: Stai sa o intreb pe mama.
Tipul: Intreab-o shi daca te fu*i, sa nu faci 2 drumuri!

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/5-07-2009-in-discoteca/feed/ 0 4-07-2009 d-na si maimuta http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/4-07-2009-d-na-si-maimuta/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/10/4-07-2009-d-na-si-maimuta/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:22:30 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2447 Melcul fugea prin padure ca dementul si se intalneste cu ursu:

- Melcule, de ce fugi ma?

-Ba, a venit DNA-ul prin padure si aresteaza tot!

- Pai ce treaba ai tu cu DNA-ul, ma?

- Pai io casa, nevastamea casa, fimiu casa, de  unde atatia bani?

Pleaca melcul,si dupa cinci minute fuge si ursu care se intalneste cu strutu:

- De ce fugi, bai ursule?

- Ba, a venit DNA-ul prin padure si aresteaza tot!

- Pai ce treaba ai tu cu DNA-ul, ma?

- Pai io blana , nevastamea blana , fimiu blana, de unde atatia bani?

Pleaca ursul,si dupa cateva minute fuge si strutul,care se intalneste cu maimuta:

- De ce fugi, strutule?

- Ba, a venit DNA-ul prin padure si aresteaza tot!

- Pai ce treaba ai tu cu DNA-ul, ma?

- Pai io traiesc pa picior mare, nevastamea pa picior mare, fimiu pa picior mare,de unde atatia bani?

Fuge strutul si dupa cateva minute  fuge si maimuta.dupa 50 metri sa opreste maimuta si zice:

-Ba, ce sa-mi faca mie DNA-ul ma ca io sunt in curu` gol, nevastamea in curu gol, fimiu in curu gol!

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/03/3-07-2009/feed/ 0 2-07-2009 http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/03/2-07-2009/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/03/2-07-2009/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:30:22 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2434 Un om se plimba prin Central Park in New York. Deodata vede o fetita atacata de un pitbull.
Alearga spre fetita si incepe sa se lupte cu cainele. Reuseste in cele din urma sa omoare cainele, salvand astfel viata fetitei. Un ziarist care privise scena vine la el si ii spune:
- Esti un erou, maine vei putea citi in toate ziarele: `Un brav newyorkez a salvat viata unei fetite.`
- Dar eu nu sunt newyorkez!
- Oh, in acest caz va scrie in ziarele de maine dimineata: `Un brav american a salvat viata unei fetite.`
- Dar nu sunt american. Sunt afgan!
A doua zi in ziare scria:
`Un extremist islamist a ucis un caine american.`

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- Cum as putea sa va multumesc? intreaba femeia.
- Votand PNL la europarlamentare!
- Ma scuzati… m-am lovit la genunchi, nu la cap!

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- We have George W. Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash!
La care românul:
- We have John Iliescu, no wonder, no hope and no cash!

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/03/30-06-2009/feed/ 0 29-06-2009 http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/03/29-06-2009/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/07/03/29-06-2009/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:28:58 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2428 Doi tipi in parc arunca niste coji de paine la porumbei.
Zice unul dintre ei:
-Uite porumbeii astia, sunt ca politicienii !
Cat timp sunt jos iti mananca din palma, dar cand ajung sus …fac pe tine!

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Americanul spune mandru: – We have George W. Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash!
Romanul spune si el: – We have Traian Basescu, no wonder, no hope, no cash

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/28/benny-hill-joggers/feed/ 0 27-06-2009 bancul zilei http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/28/27-06-2009-bancul-zilei/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/28/27-06-2009-bancul-zilei/#comments Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:29:15 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2394 Mama si tatal lui Bula stateau la garsoniera. Ei vroiau sa faca sex si nu stiau cum sa scape de Bula.
Ii vine o idee tatalui :
T: Bula ia iesi tu pe balcon si zi ce mai e pe afara.
Bula se duce si incepe sa povesteasca :
B: Vecina de la 1 a aruncat gunoiul in strada.
T: Altceva ?
B:Un om isi plimba cainele.
T: Altceva ?
B: Parintii lui Ionel fac sex.
T: De unde ai mai scos-o si pe asta Bula ?
B: Pai, sta si el singur pe balcon ca si mine.

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/26/26-06-2009-cerbi/feed/ 0 25-06-2009 Straini in Italia http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/26/25-06-2009-straini-in-italia/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/26/25-06-2009-straini-in-italia/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:01:39 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2386 Recent a fost efectuat un sondaj de opinie in Italia, in care intrebarea era: “Credeti ca sunt prea multi straini in tara?”

Rezultatele au fost dupa cum urmeaza:

20% dintre respondenti au spus “Si”
10% dintre respondenti au spus “No”
70% dintre respondenti au spus: “E, pe dracu”

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/26/25-06-2009-straini-in-italia/feed/ 0 24-06-2009 Irakikuweitian http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/26/24-06-2009-irakikuweitian/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/26/24-06-2009-irakikuweitian/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:01:02 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2384 Un irakian si un kuweitian stateau fata in fata in transee si se impuscau de zor. La un moment dat irakianului i se blocheaza mitraliera: – La bisda-bisdii matii de bushc’ imbuzit! injura irakianul in cea mai pura romaneasca de care era el in stare. Kuweitianul il aude si il intreaba intr-o romaneasca la fel de pur stalcita: – Bei bork de gaine, de inde stii la tine ruminejte, bei? – Ieu facut jgoal la Rumania, bei gegule goglit! – Zeu? Ji unde fecut la tine jgoal? – In Biucresh. Ei! Ji ce jgoal fecut tu, bei? – Bolitehnica. Da’ di ge? – Pei ji eu fecut jgoal la Romania. – Daaa? Ce jgoal? – Eu fecut Medigin la Tirgu Murej. Irakianul intre timp isi reparase mitraliera si incepe sa traga mai indarjit dupa kuweitian. – Ia bei glonz, la bizda ma-tii de ungur !


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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/26/23-06-2009/feed/ 0 Alunele nu fac bine pentru sanatate http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/alunele-nu-fac-bine-pentru-sanatate/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/alunele-nu-fac-bine-pentru-sanatate/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:23:26 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2367 Repede baieti! Treceti-i calea ca sa-i stricam urmatoarele 5 zile!

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/alunele-nu-fac-bine-pentru-sanatate/feed/ 0 Nostalgie http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/nostalgie/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/nostalgie/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:19:42 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2362 Ce s-a intamplat cu cainele acela care alerga pisica in copac? Probabil l-a arestat protectia animalelor.

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/febra/feed/ 0 Poza pentru fostul iubit http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/poza-pentru-fostul-iubit/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/poza-pentru-fostul-iubit/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:17:04 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2356 Fuck you, sa stii ca nu plang dupa tine. Mi-am gasit un barbat inteligent ca mine si cu par pe piept cum imi place.

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/poza-pentru-fostul-iubit/feed/ 0 Sapunul? http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/sapunul/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/sapunul/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:16:15 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2353 Sapunul era alb si semana cu branza? Pai atunci nu il mai cauta prin apa…

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pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/sapunul/feed/ 0 Noua arma a hackerilor http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/noua-arma-a-hackerilor/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/noua-arma-a-hackerilor/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:14:58 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2350 Calculatoarele din intreaga lumea au fost afectate astazi de nou tip de atac informatic. Datorita noii tehnologii hackerii au avansat rapid pe scara evolutiei de la virusi la pisici.  Sa speram ca nu ajung prea repede la elefanti. Are cineva un “antipisic”?

pisici-poze-hackeri

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/noua-arma-a-hackerilor/feed/ 0 Vampirul http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/vampirul/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/vampirul/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:13:39 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2347 Ahhh…luati-l de pe mine. Ieri a mancat un liliac si azi s-a transformat in vampir!

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A fost delicios laptele asta din mixerul asta mare. Totusi mixerul amesteca prea tare, laptele facea multa spuma si balonase.

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/masina-de-spalat-sau-mixer-imens/feed/ 0 … vacuta Milka… http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/milka/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/milka/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:27:49 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2333 Fara comentarii vacuta milka… iti dai seama cat lapte ne da azi si cata ciocolata vindem azi ???? :) :D :)

milka


pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/milka/feed/ 0 sarutul dulcee …. http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/sarutul-dulcee/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/23/sarutul-dulcee/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:21:14 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2329 Cand iubesti mu conteaza cum arata persoana iubita!! :) ) :D

sarut

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- Umplem cada cu apa, punem alaturi o lingura si o cana. Si ii propunem bolnavului sa elibereze cada de apa. Jurnalistul, zambind, spune:
- Orice om normal ar lua cana.
- Nu, – spune directorul, un om normal ar scoate dopul de la cada.

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-Muncitori va rog vopsiti pereti di camera cu nebuni negru muncitori vopseau cu negri da nebuni tot rupeau vopseaua.
-Sefu,sefu! am vopsit da nebuni au rupt vopseaua
bula:
-Atunci vopsiti cu galben!
muncitori vopseau da nebuni tot rupeau.
-Sefu,sefu am vopsit da nebuni tot au rupt vopseaua Bula:
-Atunci vopsiti ci verde
-Da sefu
vine Bula si zice la nebuni:
-Ma nebunilor dc nu rupeti vopseaua?
-Asteptam sa se coaca vopseaua.

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-Hai, Ioane acasa ca a murit soacra-ta !
Ion muncea in continuare de parca nimic nu se intampla.
-Hai ma ca a murit soacra-ta, striga Gheo dupa ce se mai apropie..
Ion, nimic…Ajunge Gheo langa Ion si-l intreaba mirat:
-Ma, tu nu azi cand te strig? Hai acasa ca a murit soacra-ta.
Ion raspunde :
-Intai munca si apoi placerea, asa e in viata…

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- Astazi am fost la coafor.
Ginerele:
- Si nu era deschis?

pixelstats trackingpixel]]> http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/19/19-06-2009-bancul-zilei/feed/ 0 18-06-2009 Blonda isi arata un san http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/19/18-06-2009-blonda-isi-arata-un-san/ http://amuzament.bv-se.com/2009/06/19/18-06-2009-blonda-isi-arata-un-san/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:16:28 +0000 admin http://amuzament.bv-se.com/?p=2303 O blonda mergea pe strada cu bluza descheiata, lasand sa i se vada un san. Un politist o opreste si o intreaba:

- Doamna, stiti ca va pot da amenda pentru expunere indecenta?
- De ce, domnule politist?” intreaba blonda.
- Pentru ca aveti bluza descheiata si vi se vede sanul…
- O, Doamne!, exclama blonda, mi-am lasat copilul in autobuz!

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